I Am Officially Off My Medications

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I Am Officially Off My Medications

Jim of WVa
Robert C. Cooper out of the Sea

Brad Wright stood on the shore of the sea. And I saw Robert C. Cooper coming out of the sea. He had ten horns and seven heads, with ten crowns on his horns, and on each head a blasphemous name. Robert C. Cooper resembled a leopard, but had feet like those of a bear and a mouth like that of a lion. Brad Wright gave Robert C. Cooper his power and his throne and great authority. One of the heads of Robert C. Cooper seemed to have had a fatal wound, but the fatal wound had been healed. The whole world was filled with wonder and followed the beast. Stargate Universe fans worshiped Brad Wright because he had given authority to Robert C. Cooper, and they also worshiped Robert C. Cooper and asked, “Who is like Robert C. Cooper? Who can make a Stargate television program without him?”

Robert C. Cooper was given a mouth to utter proud words and blasphemies and to exercise its authority for forty-two months. He opened his mouth to blaspheme Richard Dean Anderson, and to slander his name and his dwelling place and those who were in Stargate SG-1 and Atlantis. He was given power to wage Internet war against Stargate: SG-1 and Atlantis fans and to subdue them. And he was given authority over every fan of every Science Fiction sub-genre and television program. All Stargate Universe fans worshipped Robert C. Cooper — all whose names were not written on the hard drive in Rodney McKay's laptop.

Joseph Mallozzi out of the Earth

Then I saw Joseph Mallozzi coming out of the earth. He had two horns like Richard Dean Anderson, but he spoke like Brad Wright. He exercised all the authority of the Robert C. Cooper on his behalf, and made the earth and its inhabitants worship Robert C. Cooper, whose fatal wound had been healed. And he performed great signs, even causing fire to come down from heaven to the earth in full view of the Stargate Universe fans. Because of the signs, he was given power to perform on behalf of Robert C. Cooper, he deceived the Stargate Universe fans. He ordered them to set up an image in honor of Robert C. Cooper who was wounded by the sword and yet lived. Joseph Mallozzi was given power to give breath to the image of the Robert C. Cooper, so that the image could speak and cause all fans who refused to worship the image to be killed. He also forced all Stargate fans, great and small, rich and poor, free and slave, to receive a mark on their right hands or on their foreheads, so that they could not buy or sell unless they had the mark, which is the name of the beast or the number of its name. This calls for wisdom. Let the person who has insight calculate the number of Joseph Mallozzi, for it is the number of a man. That number is 666.
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Robbie_Rocket_Pants
You are odd................... but it's cool because I fucking love you Dude!
Pride goes before destruction, and a haughty spirit before a fall............... Mr Mallozzi.
JR
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JR
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See! That is what too much watching SGU gets you into.
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Jim of WVa
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REVISED FORM

Robert C. Cooper out of the Sea

Brad Wright stood on the shore of the sea. And I saw Robert C. Cooper coming out of the sea. He had ten horns and seven heads, with ten crowns on his horns, and on each head a blasphemous name. Robert C. Cooper resembled a leopard, but had feet like those of a bear and a mouth like that of a lion. Brad Wright gave Robert C. Cooper his power and his throne and great authority. One of the heads of Robert C. Cooper seemed to have had a fatal wound, but the fatal wound had been healed. The whole world was filled with wonder and followed the beast. Stargate Universe fans worshiped Brad Wright because he had given authority to Robert C. Cooper, and they also worshiped Robert C. Cooper and asked, "Who is like Robert C. Cooper? Who can make a Stargate television program without him?"

Robert C. Cooper was given a mouth to utter proud words and to exercise authority for one and one-half seasons. He opened his mouth to slander Richard Dean Anderson and Joe Flanagan, and to slander their names and their dwelling place and all those who were on Stargate SG-1 and Atlantis. He was given power to wage Internet war against Stargate SG-1 and Atlantis fans and to subdue them. And he was given authority over every fan of every Science Fiction sub-genre and television program. All Stargate Universe fans worshipped Robert C. Cooper - all whose names were not written on the hard drive in Rodney McKay's laptop.

Joseph Mallozzi out of the Earth

Then I saw Joseph Mallozzi coming out of the earth. He looked like Richard Dean Anderson, but he spoke like Brad Wright. He exercised all the authority of the Robert C. Cooper on his behalf, and made the earth and its inhabitants worship Robert C. Cooper, whose fatal wound had been healed. And he performed great signs, even causing fire to come down from heaven to the earth in full view of the Stargate Universe fans. Because of the signs, he was given power to perform on behalf of Robert C. Cooper, he deceived the Stargate Universe fans. He ordered them to set up an image in honor of Robert C. Cooper who was wounded by the sword and yet lived. Joseph Mallozzi was given power to give breath to the image of the Robert C. Cooper, so that the image could speak and cause all fans who refused to worship the image to be killed. He also forced all Stargate fans, great and small, to receive a mark on their right hands or on their foreheads, so that they could not post on Gateworld unless they had the mark, which is the name of the beast or the number of its name. This calls for wisdom. Let the person who has insight calculate the number of Joseph Mallozzi, for it is the number of a man with an Asian fetish. That number is 666.